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You’ll use a lot less electricity when you’re dead

So you wanna save some money on your electric bill, you say?

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Didn’t breathe out enough…..

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Not quality metal

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Darling, is that you?

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what a champ….

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Is that a fact

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Secret recipe for delicious French oysters

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Gotta show out for the homies

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When getting past the roadworks won’t cause delays…

I thought we were past the summer solstice as well…

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Never put water on a grease fire!