You can’t put a GameCube(tm) into your ass?
You boys be slacking,
See you don’t start with the corner or the handle, you open the disc tray right.
Then you work that bad boy into the sweet surrender of your anus. Now don’t worry.
I know what you’re thinking at this point.
But Patrick, the edges are sharp on the disc tray.
And you are totally right.
But that’s a secret tool to help us make it all the way to the end of this bad box journey of the gods.
We’re about to perforate our anus for the slight additional stretch of rough 6.3 inches, but now I can tell you’re asking why do we need to cut our anus to accommodate 6.3 inches if the average human anus can expand to roughly 7 inches.
SIMPLE ANSWER ME LADS!!
We need the blood to then rotate and lubricate the corner of the game cube ™ into our roughly 1.5 inch now trained bloody asshole.
Start with the bottom corner at this point as the handle will hinder you progress and the beginning, but it’s tapered hold will help accelerate the console into our asses at the end.
Inhale deeply and Batista bomb that bad boy in you once the corner is in.
And that gentlemen is how you Keister a Nintendo GameCube ™